Flight to Amsterdam from Newark:
Delta Pilot: I want to call your attention to the newly refurbished interior of the aircraft.
Mindy: From where? An antique shop?
Scene: Laundry is hanging on the bed-curtain holders in Mindy and Bru’s room due to the wind which was blowing everything of the line outside.
Shira (to Mindy): Is there anywhere to bless challah?
Mindy: to bless challah?
Shira: A white one?
Shira: A breast holder?
Beruria: Is there a white bra?
Scene: On in depth tour of CURE Children’s Hospital, in the Operating Building.
Nurse Jackie: You know you can’t go into the opearting room… in THOSE clothes.
Scene: Trying to explain to a group of taxi drivers while we are not willing to have them cram six people in four passenger seats.
Driver: When you’re in North Korea, you do as the Koreans do, so why can’t you do as the Ugandans do?
Us (in our heads): North Korea?! What?
On the drive to Nabugoye Hill:
JJ: Don’t worry, I’m a reckless driver.
Motto on a car insurance sticker:
“We don’t make drama out of a crisis”